Twitter Status (well, the fake one anyways)
2008
December
November
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October
September
3
August
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9
June
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May
April
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February
January
New features, fun but don't expect...
Sure. We can’t really keep Twitter up. We’re introducing new bugs all the time. ...
Sep 26th
Logging in
WTF?! You want to login?! Jez-sus people. Get over yerselves. Don’t you people understand...
Sep 26th
Missing Tweets
We find it hilariously ironic that you people think you own your tweets. “Where are my...
Sep 23rd