Twitter Status (well, the fake one anyways)

2008

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January

New features, fun but don't expect...

Sure.  We can’t really keep Twitter up.  We’re introducing new bugs all the time. ...
Sep 26th

Logging in

WTF?!  You want to login?!  Jez-sus people.  Get over yerselves.  Don’t you people understand...
Sep 26th

Missing Tweets

We find it hilariously ironic that you people think you own your tweets.  “Where are my...
Sep 23rd