September 2008
3 posts
New features, fun but don't expect change
Sure. We can’t really keep Twitter up. We’re introducing new bugs all the time. Whatever. Get over it. Its not like IM and Track have been off since May. Oh wait. They have.
In any case, we’ve been hard at work on a bunch of features you could care less about. You’ll notice a sexy new “Election ‘08” banner across the top of the site now. It takes...
Logging in
WTF?! You want to login?! Jez-sus people. Get over yerselves. Don’t you people understand we’re in the middle of a financial crisis?!
We’re blaming that bitch Katie Couric for our latest outage; how could she ask the defender our our Northern Frontier about her experience in foreign affairs. But we digress.
Missing Tweets
We find it hilariously ironic that you people think you own your tweets. “Where are my tweets?!” you keep bitching. Read the TOS you morons; once you tweet it, we can do whatever the hell we want with it. Including lose it. Or put it in someone elses profile. Or reverse the characters or munge the punctuation. Why? Because we can.
In all actuality, we had some issues with our...