Good Morning Twitterverse! 3 years ago

You know what we did last night to make Twitter better?  Nothing!!  That’s right.  Between the late nights of drinking, all of our adoring fans and the rest of you suckers that put up with our abuse, we decided to take it easy last night.  Its been a long week for us!

This weekend we might bring back replies.  If we feel like it.  We were kind of pissed at how all of you have been dissing us publicly so don’t push us too far.  We’re fragile.

On the plus side, since we turned of @replies, uptime is through the roof!

PS - if anybody has any ideas on how we can actually monetize this sucker, we’re all ears.  Just kidding; we don’t really care what you think.  Hahaha!