Check us out, bitch 3 years ago

Yeah, we’re a little lippy today.  Why you ask?  Well, it has nothing to do with the fact that like half the company is at FooCamp.  You can’t buy that kind of cool.  No siree.  Two words: up time.  Fuck.  That’s like one word.  Whatever, look at this graph suckers!:

Now, I know what you’re thinking.  How does compare to someone like, say, Google?  It doesn’t.  Google is way better.  But that’s not the point.  Google is lame.  I mean seriously.  Anybody can search the entire internet.  We’re doing like instantaneous updates for the coolest people in the world (hint: if the service goes down over the weekend FooCampers will be sad).

So yeah.  The site is up but it still takes over a second and a half to load.  Cause for celebration?  I think so.