Unplanned outage 3 years ago

Its a case of the Mondays but on a Tuesday.  WTF?!

We’re having some “issues” with our “database” so we had to go “offline”.

“Issues” you ask?  Well.  Its rather complicated.  You see.  Our database cheated on us.  I know, I know.  It was embarrassed that we always point the fingers at it and not at ourselves.  It was crying out for attention and we simply wouldn’t listen.  That and we don’t cuddle after sex.

We’ve paged our therapist in for a quick couples (group?) session and hope to have the “issues” resolved soon.  Like any issues like this, the odds are there will be lingering effects for weeks to come.  Get the fuck over it.