Missing Tweets 3 years ago

We find it hilariously ironic that you people think you own your tweets.  “Where are my tweets?!” you keep bitching.  Read the TOS you morons; once you tweet it, we can do whatever the hell we want with it.  Including lose it.  Or put it in someone elses profile.  Or reverse the characters or munge the punctuation.  Why?  Because we can.

In all actuality, we had some issues with our cashing servers.  Although this goes against traditional thought on the matter, once you take a big funding round, you can in fact still have cashing issues.  In our case, the cashing has manifested itself as a whole bunch of cocktails and a mega-hangover.  Need we say more?

Can you guess what we’re going to say?  We’re still working to fix it.

Suckers.