Twitter Status (well, the fake one anyways)

Fake updates on the status of the Twitter service.

Status per Feature
web features
SMS
user delete/restore
person search
pagination
IM
Track
badges
Facebook app
API

Logging in 3 years ago

WTF?! You want to login?! Jez-sus people. Get over yerselves. Don’t you people understand we’re in the middle of a financial crisis?!

We’re blaming that bitch Katie Couric for our latest outage; how could she ask the defender our our Northern Frontier about her experience in foreign affairs. But we digress.